crazynastyasshufflebadger:

Huffle Badger treats Ravenbirds, Gryffinlions, and Slythersnakes the same.

Huffle Badger is tolerant of all the little shits.

crazynastyasshufflebadger:

Don’t ever play hide-and-seek with a Huffle Badger.

Even Waldo gave up.

crazynastyasshufflebadger:

The Huffle Badger’s patronus?

A Huffle Badger.

crazynastyasshufflebadger:

A group of haters on the #Pottermore tag don’t want to get sorted into Hufflepuff.

You think the Huffle Badger cares? The Huffle Badger doesn’t give a shit.

crazynastyasshufflebadger:

Cedric and Tonks were badass Hufflepuffs?

Huffle Badgers know they’re badasses. Tell Huffle Badger something new.

Spamming CNAHuffleBadger, no big deal.

crazynastyasshufflebadger:

Hufflepuff is the ‘leftover’ house?

Huffle Badger let you take the vain, the obnoxious, and the smart-asses. That’s why Huffle Badger took ‘all the rest’.

Necessary disclaimer: I love all the houses, of course, and house unity for the win, but this is a great response to “Hufflepuff is ‘the rest’!”

crazynastyasshufflebadger:

Huffle Badgers aren’t good at anything?
Huffle Badger was original Hogwarts champ. And won, dammit.

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