Because we'd teach the lot and treat them just the same. Because we'd take loyalty and hard work over cleverness, courage, or ambition any day. Because Professor Sprout rules. Because being underestimated isn't always a bad thing. Puff pride! Pottermore sorting feelings.
After working on some commissions for the Thor and Loki corsets, I really fallen in love with 18th century stays. So here are some alternative hogwarts designs.