"Hufflepuffs make better lovers"
Because we'd teach the lot and treat them just the same. Because we'd take loyalty and hard work over cleverness, courage, or ambition any day. Because Professor Sprout rules. Because being underestimated isn't always a bad thing.

Huffle Badger has to admit that the other houses are at a slight disadvantage when it comes to not giving a shit and minding their own business: Hufflepuffs have been doing this for ages. But for the rest of you Slythersnakes, Ravenbirds, and Gryffinlions, just confront it when you see it head-on. You don’t have to make a big deal out of it…just say what you need to say and move the fuck on. Most likely, that person will be embarrassed and will take a moment to think about how shitty they were behaving.

“Perpetuating house stereotypes is pretty stupid of you, Ravenbird. I thought you were supposed to be smarter than that?”

“Shit, Gryffinlion — I thought you’d have the courage to stand up for what’s right and not just go along with the house hate…”

“Slythersnake, don’t you have other ambitions? Because the ambition to look like a total asshat doesn’t suit you very well. STFU with the house hate.”

Just let them know you won’t tolerate the house hate.


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