Because we'd teach the lot and treat them just the same. Because we'd take loyalty and hard work over cleverness, courage, or ambition any day. Because Professor Sprout rules. Because being underestimated isn't always a bad thing. Puff pride! Pottermore sorting feelings.
[image description: graphic showing the 4 house crests with pokemon instead of their normal animals. banner in the center with the text: “Hogwarts meets Pokemon”]